Women would never, ever, ever do what some husbands do.
There you are.
At an event.
Wearing a shirt that you think is slimming.
Feeling all positive about yourself.
And then you get home and download photos.
Who is that person in those photos?!?
That is not me.
Me! of the sticking to a dumb diet for 6 weeks now...
Me! of the walking a bazillion miles in the gazillion degree heat.
Let me show you what I mean.
Take a deep breath.
Here you go!
You seriously didn't think I was going to show you the picture, did you?
Ain't gonna happen.
Okay. Off to walk another gazillion miles in the bazillion degree heat.
If you know what's good for you...
Don't let Mr. Jenny take a picture of you...